Alias: HAL BARKER
Real name: Kurt Honeyman-Friars
Home town: Reno, NV
Profession: U.S. Department of Interior Forest Ranger
Deadbolt fan since: 1999
Other favorite bands: The Floyd, Gong, Rush, Zappa, Johnny Cash
Favorite movies: Saving Private Ryan, Office Space
Sports I like: Nature Orienteering, Home Brewing
People who know me think: I'm a really fast typist.
Why I enjoy Downinthelab: Helps my blood pressure
Hobbies: None, unless you count stringing hippies up by their dirty toes and dangling them from the nearest overpass on I-40. Oh, and roadside crosses - photographing them
About my picture: I really needed a haircut in that one, sorry.
